Matt & Ben's Bedtime Questionare

Every night at bedtime just before I leave the boys bedroom I have the following exchange with Matthew:

Matt: Will it rain tonight?
Me: No
Matt: Will it thunder?
Me: No
Matt: Will it lightning?
Me: No
Matt: Will somebody blow our house down
Me: No
Matt: Will somebody be in our house?
Me: No
Matt: Will bad guys come?
Me: No
Matt: Will Swiper come?
Me: No
Matt: Will there be snapping frogs?
Me: No
Matt: Will bad dinosaurs come and eat my shirt?
Me: No

I really want to ask him about some of these, but its bedtime and I've already gotten them drinks of water, explained what we're going to do the next day, and indulged repeated requests for tuck-ins. So I close the door and wonder why he's only worried about "bad" dinosaurs or who the heck might be in the house.

Sometimes he also calls Jess up to go through his pre-bed checklist.